Spare a thought for wealthy activist tax lawyer Jolyon Maugham KC, who has just had his Crimbo ruined by his erstwhile mate, Sadiq Khan, the transphobic Mayor of London.
Despite me having long ago asked the Good Law Project to stop processing (and delete) my data, today I received an email from Jolyon urging me to email Sadiq Khan to tell him that, if he’s the trans ally he has claimed to be, he can’t just switch his support on and off, so must “pull the plug” on what the London Standard calls the “magical” Harry Potter-themed Crimbo lights in Oxford Street.
The email that Jolyon wants me to send to Sadiq Khan states:
As a supporter of Good Law Project, I’m extremely disappointed to see that you’ve given the go ahead for a Harry Potter-themed Christmas lights takeover on Oxford Street. JK Rowling has boasted that some of the money she makes from the franchise will go directly towards her anti-trans campaign. Giving that brand free publicity on London’s biggest high street hands her a massive megaphone and a pay cheque.
You’ve previously said that you’re “fed up with trans people being at the centre of a cruel cultural war”. So why help fund and platform the person driving it?
If you’re a trans ally, you can’t switch your support on and off. Please drop City Hall’s support for this display and replace it with Christmas lights that are welcoming and safe for everybody.
Khan having “given the go ahead” for the transphobic Crimbo lights is putting it a bit strongly, given that there is no evidence of Khan or City Hall having played any part in the decision, which appears to have been the sole responsibility of the New West End Company, a business partnership of more than 800 retailers, hoteliers, restauranteurs and property owners in the West End.
Whatever, in a subtitled video posted on Instagram and Facebook [in since deleted posts, as well as in a non-subtitled version of the same video that remains on Facebook], the GLP’s Senior Digital Communications & Video Producer, Eliza Pitkin, famed winner of the Longest Job Title 2026 award, informed the GLP’s midwit supporters that:
I don’t think Sadiq Khan is a trans ally. and I’m gonna tell you why.
JK Rowling is gonna use the money that she makes from the new Harry Potter series to fund anti-trans work. I mean, this woman.
Sadiq Khan, the Mayor of London, has regularly told us what a trans ally he is, how he wants to make London a safe space for trans people and so on. He has just green-lit for Harry Potter-themed Christmas lights to go up in London, supposedly to advertise the new series of Harry Potter that’s gonna make the money for the author to fund her anti-trans work.
It’s not looking like the tweets are lining up with the actions, is it? But there you go. That’s how I feel about it.
Oh, Sadiq, how can you be so evil? Do you support trans, or are you a monster? I mean, this woman. You do know, don’t you, that failing to support trans makes you fascist adjacent? Just like the Supreme Court judges.
#ChristmasLightsThatAreWelcomingAndSafeForEverybody
[Update, 8 October: Oh dear. The GLP have already deleted Eliza’s subtitled rant from Instagram and Facebook. However, a non-subtitled version of the same video remains on Facebook. More than 4,000 midwits have emailed Sadiq Khan, but I can’t see him being that bovvered – as recently as August he happily celebrated the imminent arrival on Oxford Street of the UK’s biggest Harry Potter shop.]



Update, 10 October: Whoa! It’s only three days since Jolyon emailed me, urging me to tell Sadiq Khan he’s a monster, or something. And now Jolyon has emailed me again, urging me to … tell Sadiq Khan he’s a monster! This is one helluva conscious uncoupling. There is a Walworth of my mind, and in it Jolyon is throwing Sadiq’s heavily-scissored clothes from an upstairs window.
The text of Jolyon’s latest email to me is slightly different to that of his first, three long days ago. It’s sent with ‘best wishes’, rather than ‘in solidarity’. And the ‘Email now’ and ‘I’m in’ buttons are yellow, instead of pink. Maybe the GLP’s bulging database of “nearly one million people” is subdivided into a ‘pink list’ and a ‘yellow list’? And, when things are really bad, Jolyon emerges from the toilet to yell at his minions: “Go pink AND yellow!”
But the email that Jolyon wants me to send to Sadiq Khan is exactly the same. And there’s only so many times I can refuse Jolyon’s advances, without feeling mean. So I’ve sent my email to the Mayor, and look forward to hearing what he has to say for himself.
However – and I don’t mind if you call me fair-minded – in the interest of factual accuracy, I have also submitted a Freedom of Information request to City Hall, asking what – if any – part the Mayor played in the decision of the New West End Company to ruin Jolyon’s Crimbo by stuffing JK Rowling’s stocking with used bank notes.

































