On an allotment, somewhere in London N1 …

Aide 1: So, we switch our vote on the EU (Notification of Withdrawal) Bill. As a show of defiance against Trumpzi isolationism.

Aide 2: Even May’s own MPs are appalled by what she’s done. She’s on the back foot. We can seize the political initiative. It will throw the Government into chaos. Unify the Party. It’s a no-brainer. We have to do this, Jeremy.

Corbyn: Sorry guys. You know I’m only a 7 on the EU. Only a 3, really.

Aides (chorus): Shoot me now.

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About wonkypolicywonk

@wonkypolicywonk is a policy minion who has been lucky enough to work at Maternity Action, Working Families, Citizens Advice, the National Audit Office, the Law Society, and Amnesty International UK. He currently bangs his head on a desk in Parliament.
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