On an allotment, somewhere in London N1 …

Aide 1: So, we switch our vote on the EU (Notification of Withdrawal) Bill. As a show of defiance against Trumpzi isolationism.

Aide 2: Even May’s own MPs are appalled by what she’s done. She’s on the back foot. We can seize the political initiative. It will throw the Government into chaos. Unify the Party. It’s a no-brainer. We have to do this, Jeremy.

Corbyn: Sorry guys. You know I’m only a 7 on the EU. Only a 3, really.

Aides (chorus): Shoot me now.

About wonkypolicywonk

Wonkypolicywonk is a policy minion who has in the past been lucky enough to work for one of the very best MPs in the House of Commons, and before that at Maternity Action, Working Families, Citizens Advice, the National Audit Office, the Law Society, and Amnesty International UK. He's now back with the fab feminists at Maternity Action.
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