On an allotment, somewhere in London N1 …

Posted on January 29, 2017 by wonkypolicywonk

Aide 1: So, we switch our vote on the EU (Notification of Withdrawal) Bill. As a show of defiance against Trumpzi isolationism.

Aide 2: Even May’s own MPs are appalled by what she’s done. She’s on the back foot. We can seize the political initiative. It will throw the Government into chaos. Unify the Party. It’s a no-brainer. We have to do this, Jeremy.

Corbyn: Sorry guys. You know I’m only a 7 on the EU. Only a 3, really.

Aides (chorus): Shoot me now.

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